Sex, Argument and Intimacy: So generous

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 7 104

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 960

You deserved it 14 588

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 026

You deserved it 4 681

By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 423

You deserved it 49 348

By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 808

You deserved it 3 732

By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 035

You deserved it 6 802

Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 288

You deserved it 9 634

By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford

Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 041

You deserved it 2 879

By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 498

You deserved it 36 511

Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 675

You deserved it 12 201

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 770

You deserved it 13 692

perdix 29

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:15

If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

oxemilyxo 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:03

That sucks. I'm sorry /:

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h0ward076 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:09

your welcome!

h0ward076 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:21

she's the one that puts up with it! lol why should I pity her and feel bad..

Lazarevic_fml 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:42

Don't Pushes you no more dude :) !

chrisdiazknowsbe 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:10

Better than sucking

socialdisease 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:11

Can you take a raincheck on that?

Kirashai 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:12

You're probably better off without him...

rj33445 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:12

U shoulda gone 4 it. It might of made u happy 2!!

jazz6969 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:12

That sucks lol

Lazarevic_fml 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:45

And copyright for number 1 !?

perdix 29

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:15

If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

ERICA833 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:57

As usual your comments make my day perdix!

barbiieee 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:43

Lmfao nice one.

konto3 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:42

So not yours, I guess.

lol_ironic_life 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:41

Awesome comment Perdix! I'd thumb it up a hundred+ times if I could!

ifailplzinsultme 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:22

Man, that blows! (pun intended)

Moota 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:27

Tell him he has your permission to jump off a bridge. That'll cheer you up.

isaac713 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:30

that "sucks" xD

Lazarevic_fml 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:57

Again ? That sucks ! 4 times !

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Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 943

You deserved it 4 466

Today, I told my wife I had a huge Zoom interview and could not be disturbed under any circumstances. Nevertheless, she called her mom, got into a screaming argument the interviewer could clearly hear, then came into my office to cry on my shoulder. She doesn't understand why I'm furious with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 680

You deserved it 85

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Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 317

You deserved it 5 574

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

I agree, your life sucks 257 996

You deserved it 17 754

Today, I accidentally sliced open my crush's hand at work while we were messing around on break. A month ago, I broke his brother's finger playing dodgeball. No wonder I'm still single; he must think I'm out to get his family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 116

You deserved it 1 340

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 738 469

You deserved it 495 626

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 728

You deserved it 2 479

Today, I searched my ex-boyfriend on Facebook while my husband slept. He recently got engaged. I regret everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 888

So generous

Same thing different taste

Enticing

Close but no BJ

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