So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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perdix 29

If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

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oxemilyxo 5

That sucks. I'm sorry /:

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SolemnlyLove 7

ok im sick of these ******* fmls, yfdi for putting up with a douchebag... you want to put up with him then dont ******* bitch about him...

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EODTEC 5

Last time I checked the site was called FML. The whole purpose is to bitch about things.

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konto5 1

@ #119: That is so true. This website was once good, but obviously stupid women that are bitching about their boyfriends have taken over.

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rabbittboi 18

You ,35, are a rock star sir. Even your mistakes make sense.

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tayza249 20

He was meant to be cheering HER up, but all he did was give her 'permission' to pleasure him. In other words, selfish prick

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vegan_muffin 5

Some people actually find pleasure out of giving others pleasure. Maybe if she lies back in a bed, next to a satisfied boyfriend with an empty sperm tank, she will be cheered up. I know I sure would be!

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captainbj2 0

You also have the ability to take control and dump him.

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

35 had an unintentional oxymoron... props to the man!

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CaliGali 9

Tell him that you give him permission to kiss your ass and leave

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funkthat26 2

See, this is when I wonder how girls can end up with guys so selfish and stupid.

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konto3 2

That's because girls are stupid.

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