So… good news, or…?

By daddy-o - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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brokenangelexy 13

Don't be silly wrap your willy!

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tencentsakiss 19

I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.

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Strwbry3Shortcke 8

Took me a second to realize what you were saying.... It's your own fault dude, if you aren't ready to be a dad then you need to be more careful.

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Bamaf22 6

First off, it's not a monthly illness, it's natural, second you didn't cure her of shit you ruined her life. Epic fail.

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coried91 28

Having a child doesn't ruin someone's life. The child did nothing.

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BostonBruinsFan 8

Until its born, THEN you can test your theory.

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BellaMarta 19

Only for nine times this year.

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FLgators93 3

you got to lick it before you stick it

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ralenti 3

i adore the way you said this. kudos and shit.

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jaredofmo 22

Train the kid to use protection.

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MainPrism 16

Why would anyone say YLS?! I'm baffled by that, but you should be proud to know they are in fact just as dumb as you!!!

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