So… good news, or…?

By daddy-o - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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brokenangelexy 13

Don't be silly wrap your willy!

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tencentsakiss 19

I want to know if this is just your cute way of writing, or if she's really too dumb to realize that she's pregnant.

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KRiddle 15

Well, congrats! Even though you don't seem to thrilled...

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Jewlz1162 5

Wrap it before you tap it :)

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bizarre_ftw 21

You're not dating her for brains are you?

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urbangiraffe 3

Please abort that poor child....and get her tubes tied while your at it, we don't need anymore stupid in this world

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Senseless_487 29

Really? I never said "oh shit" when I found out. I was ecstatic, as a matter of fact. In my opinion, the ones who panic when they find out, and bitch about it, are too immature to have kids, and shouldn't be having sex without taking some measures.

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