... or the tub, or outiside.

..or just go on the floor and blame it on the kid ;)

Actually; wouldn't it make you more open to certain places like the shower or bathtub? If the toilets not working, clogged, etc., I usually turn the water on in the shower and just pee down the drain. That's just what I would do, and I think it's a better place than the bathtub or sink.

JThen it's her fault for waiting so long to go. Just sayin.

it might just be me, but when you really have to go, if you don't get the toilet open within the first 2 tries, use the tub and rinse it out. I don't see how its difficult to see that as a possible option

I've been bursting to pee before, and I've never pissed myself. Most people can usually hold on long enough to at least reach the shower or a bush outside or something. Or...y'know...go to the toilet before you reach the about-to-piss-my-pants-in-someone-else's-house stage.

Trust me, you can move freaking fast when you're bursting.

You probably meant this as a joke or something but that's just plain mean! That's an innocent kid, c'mon! =(

Miss Dixon, You must not be a parent...lol. Parents blame horrible things on kids all the time, of course that does not work as much once the kids can talk :p

Or it could be some useful thing that normal parents buy to prevent their kids from drowning in the toilet. What were you saying about idiots?

Personally, I bought my toilet lock to keep those ******* gators from getting out of my toilet and tearing shit up.

Oh yeah, only rich idiots would buy something so their baby doesn't drown, You've obviously never had children...

Damn stupid auto-correct....

Are they really there to keep kids from drowning? I've never heard of a kid drowning in a toilet. I thought they were to stop kids from playing with them or flushing things like keys or whatever they can get their hands on

how is this related to this FML? anyone with same thoughts?

Gummybear - It's definitely not as common as playing in the water, but there are many reports of young children, usually under 3 years old, who fall head-first into a toilet and drown.

50 - Yup, toddlers can and do drown in the toilet; they're top-heavy and don't have the strength to pull themselves out. Toilet locks are also used to keep clever dogs from nosing the seat up and drinking.

C'mon, everbody knows kids can be needlessly cruel.

I was making a joke about how it can't have been too long since the kid pissed his own pants... But I can see now that my meaning was pretty subtle.