Awkward and Love: So wrong

So wrong

By Greg - 28/09/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 830

You deserved it 22 133

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 175

You deserved it 13 394

By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 570

You deserved it 40 193

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 12:37 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 769

You deserved it 4 010

By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 831

You deserved it 3 549

By ouch - 03/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 855

You deserved it 70 162

By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 482

You deserved it 9 484

Good

By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 594

You deserved it 33 421

New JCS FML

By ImAnAhole - 10/11/2021 17:00

Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 289

You deserved it 849

Another brick in the wall

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 10:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 463

You deserved it 97

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 00:58 - Kenya

Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 249

You deserved it 1 179

paks7 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:14

well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:25

For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all **** ups.

Comments

flyboy57 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:32

wow, her ex is a bad ass. he rode a bike, and died because of it. he's so cool!

D_R_A_M_A 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:32

Never "assume", dickface. It makes an "ass" our of "u" and "me". You deserve it for making an ass of yourself.

jane99 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:33

Wear a helmet kids.

hanizzle09 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:37

BURN. ;)

WhyworldWhy 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:38

ouch

123sploosh 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:39

wow you are such an annoying little peeve. go away edit!!!

Slaught_fml 3

Monday 28 September 2009 23:42

Talking to girls about other boyfriends=friend zone.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 28 September 2009 23:49

Are you a scaly man-fish, OP?

ArielLane 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:38

No it doesn't, it's opening up. Letting the guy know why she may be single now, what went wrong in the last relationship. By NOT telling someone why they're still single to me is a little suspicious.

moonlight_daze 8

Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:08

I have no idea why I'm single. And since you're the girl, maybe you can tell me.

misspinkiemarie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:51

ohh man. My best friend's boyfriend just died in a Motorcycle accident. Same thing happens to her a lot. Still, FYL

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 9 May 2013 4:28

Is she also telling people her relationship ended badly? Because if so, it's pretty much her own fault. When you say it "ended badly" everyone knows that means it ended with fights/ name calling/ some other nastiness and that you are not on speaking terms, as opposed to it ending nicely/ civilly and you still being friends. Technically, yes, your partner dying is a bad ending to the relationship, but if you word it that way you know what people will assume. OP made a logical guess, the girl should have said something else.