Love: Socialite

Socialite

By Jason - 22/11/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML

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You deserved it 3 843

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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You deserved it 1 958

By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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You deserved it 563

Wingman

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 00:18 - Netherlands

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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You deserved it 6 590

Samilla 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:11

Wow, what a bitch.. If that is all she cares about then you are way better of without her...

raeofsunshinexox 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:18

That girl is a ****. Find someone who is actually worth your time.

Comments

devoidandroid 0

Monday 23 November 2009 7:11

Oh that sucks! But dang if she's that brutal to you maybe you were better off looking for someone nicer.

Ninjaface 0

Monday 23 November 2009 7:33

She has a point. How's she supposed to maintain her reputation as the school **** if she's actually dating someone? If you had suggested just banging her in the bathroom instead, she would have jumped at the opportunity.

feminist19 0

Monday 23 November 2009 10:03

when will guys learn that not every girl is looking for a boyfriend or to hook up, sometimes we just want a friend, bizarre as that might sound

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Monday 23 November 2009 11:21

"Going out? Hey hey baby, slow down!"

Erindub 0

Monday 23 November 2009 11:30

She sounds like a stupid **** any ways. You can do better!

og_loc 0

Monday 23 November 2009 11:40

FYL if your complicated life isn't convenient for her perfect existence!

seanb0y 0

Monday 23 November 2009 13:20

sick burn...

ColdGold 6

Monday 23 November 2009 20:17

She reminds of someone who has lots of stupid rules for everything, and stupid friends to remind her to follow them. Loser bitch. Move on. Be happy that you're not with someone like that. Ugh.

sparxva 12

Monday 23 November 2009 21:33

Not an FML - more of a MLIA. You made out with a hot girl at a party and didn't even have to go through the emotional pain of dumping her when you figured out she is just a manipulative social climber. You *have* figured out she is a manipulative social climber already, right? Again, not an FML. More like a blessing in disguise.

dravthorn6669 0

Monday 23 November 2009 22:18

if a guy had done this he would have likely gotten a kick in the nuts. so i hope you kicked her in the kooter hard enough to leave tread marks for the jock she'll be screwing at next weeks party.