Love: Socialite

Socialite

By Jason - 22/11/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML

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You deserved it 3 844

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 499

You deserved it 4 908

By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 208

You deserved it 24 731

The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 990

You deserved it 1 958

By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 556

You deserved it 2 643

By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 306

You deserved it 3 689

By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 583

You deserved it 2 548

A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 353

You deserved it 566

Wingman

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 160

You deserved it 1 168

By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 00:18 - Netherlands

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 254

You deserved it 3 177

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 199

You deserved it 6 592

Samilla 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:11

Wow, what a bitch.. If that is all she cares about then you are way better of without her...

raeofsunshinexox 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:18

That girl is a ****. Find someone who is actually worth your time.

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hotpinklovee 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:22

Hey at least she was honest.

k43L1 0

Monday 23 November 2009 3:09

how immature! eh, do you really want to be with someone as shallow as that anyway? i suggest moving on.

controlfreak123 0

Monday 23 November 2009 3:14

i agree with #71...she may be fine as hell but if she's like that chances are either you are really shallow as well or you need to find someone worth your time!

iwillalwaysydi 0

Monday 23 November 2009 3:21

YDI for being bad for people's social reputations

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Monday 23 November 2009 3:57

So are the people scolding other people on fml, dumbass

LEPOfficer 0

Monday 23 November 2009 4:15

It's ok! You're so much better than this guy, and he is a shallow jerk for caring so much about his social reputa..... Oh, you're a guy... YDI. *sigh*

RPGod 0

Monday 23 November 2009 4:44

@WeStayCrunk24x7 - wtf dude. @OP - Now you know that she's a shallow bitch, and you don't need to spend time with her.

JazzProphet 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:20

@75, Did you not catch that the OP is talking about a girl? It's mentioned twice in the post.

frostie 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:40

Jason you shouldnt give a flying hell if someone as super shallow as her just turned you down, you should find that unattractive in a person and be happy that she said that. People like that usually dont have any principles or priorities and only let things like trends and people around them mold them into the image people want them to see. I wouldn't give a hell if the girl was sooo freaking hot, nothing is more unattractive than an ugly attitude and personality like that. Now imagine dating her "omg dont do that, stop it, its embarrassing" "no dont do that and this cause its embarrassing"

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 23 November 2009 6:53

The OP neglected to mention that he is an old man and the hours spent together with the woman amounted to driving him home and helping him with his groceries. And he didn't mention the part about the tongue.