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Sole music

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

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You deserved it 3 979

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By momac86 - 19/01/2015 06:34 - United States

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

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By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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You deserved it 2 079

By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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You deserved it 4 986

By Everest - 22/11/2018 14:00

Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML

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You deserved it 183

By Ballshurt - 07/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

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You deserved it 7 038

DahkLohd 4

Friday 17 December 2010 1:08

At least you found it! It could have been worse...I could have stepped on it instead.

Clumsyblonde22 12

Friday 17 December 2010 1:06

I've done that before. Really hurts!

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glitter354 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:23

Yes, FYL because you stepped on a thumb tack. I stepped on a carpet tack the other day...FML too???

glitter354 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:25

I'm going to have to say YDI for hanging Justin Bieber posters on your wall.

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 17 December 2010 1:57

C6Racer 0

Friday 17 December 2010 2:59

I stepped on a cultivating tool when I was 15. A quarter inch rusty spike went halfway through my right foot... with my shoe on. Does that count?

Cory2978 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:24

don't use thumbtacks then

mannykinz 9

Friday 17 December 2010 1:26

you stepped on a thumb tack and now your life is f*cked? wow.

maxtheman 0

Friday 17 December 2010 4:12

No. but i'm pretty sure OP's foot is.

hiddydiddy 0

Friday 17 December 2010 8:08

If you define " ******" as penetrated, it sure is.

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:32

I stepped on one in a dressing room the other day. Not fun at all. I feel your pain OP :(

renaet 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:33

YDI for not wearing shoes

footballGOD58 0

Friday 17 December 2010 3:28

Wearing shoes around the house? Not likely..

Pro_Nothing 9

Friday 17 December 2010 8:11

Well, i wear slippers

micky732 0

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:17

Inside....?

bonbonbj 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:35

haha. very well worded

eftup 9

Friday 17 December 2010 1:44

you prick!

bigphill1333 0

Friday 17 December 2010 2:01

pussy alert.. someone was beat up in high school!

kyrarox 0

Friday 17 December 2010 2:03

awww r u ok sounds painful!

bkenney 0

Friday 17 December 2010 2:29

AWWWWW POOR BABY!!!! WAHH LET'S CRY!

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Sole music

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