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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

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By momac86 - 19/01/2015 06:34 - United States

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

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By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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You deserved it 2 079

By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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You deserved it 7 120

By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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You deserved it 4 987

By Everest - 22/11/2018 14:00

Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML

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By Ballshurt - 07/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

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You deserved it 7 040

DahkLohd 4

Friday 17 December 2010 1:08

At least you found it! It could have been worse...I could have stepped on it instead.

Clumsyblonde22 12

Friday 17 December 2010 1:06

I've done that before. Really hurts!

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XxzombiegirlxX 3

Friday 17 December 2010 2:40

wow good job you stepped on a tack.

Shyke 0

Friday 17 December 2010 2:44

Dude, I've stepped on a nail before... suck it up. buttercup.

zp5 4

Friday 17 December 2010 2:55

It's a good thing your foot found it, because what if it stepped on it? That would hurt.

Xythenol 6

Friday 17 December 2010 3:27

ikr?

jianquan700 0

Friday 17 December 2010 3:03

ha what a lucky foot

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Friday 17 December 2010 3:04

I used to play football in my front yard barefoot all the time. We had stickers. You're a pussy. Suck it up.

beckers3xx 0

Friday 17 December 2010 3:16

I'm always afraid that that is going to happen to me

DavidCooksAngel 0

Friday 17 December 2010 3:26

This FML reminds me of the Walmart Clown Commercial, Foot Meets Unicorn Horn<3 Best and Funniest Commercial ever=)

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 17 December 2010 3:43

Hahahaha I just watched that. I'd never seen it before. Awesome.

iSmerf19 0

Friday 17 December 2010 3:51

OUCH!! :o

maxtheman 0

Friday 17 December 2010 4:00

FYL

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Friday 17 December 2010 4:05

If it wasn't for your feet, you wouldn't have found it. Don't be sad!

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML

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Today, my boss at my new job described a client as "retarded". I corrected him with "mentally disabled". He smirked and replied "Whatever. Just explain things to her real slow. After all, she's 'mentally disabled'. And a woman." I need this job so bad that I'll have to just put up with this asshole. FML

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Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML

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Today, my friend canceled plans the day before the event, after planning to go together for over a month. He said he needed to work, which would be understandable, if his only job wasn’t for Uber where he literally sets his own hours. It’s too late to find another friend to go with. FML

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

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Sole music

Same thing different taste

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