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Sole music

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By Everest - 22/11/2018 14:00

Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML

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By Ballshurt - 07/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

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Top comments

DahkLohd 4

Friday 17 December 2010 1:08

At least you found it! It could have been worse...I could have stepped on it instead.

Clumsyblonde22 12

Friday 17 December 2010 1:06

I've done that before. Really hurts!

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tashaburr 0

Friday 17 December 2010 4:07

OP should try out for the lotto =]

dancer_is_hawt 3

Friday 17 December 2010 4:24

I hope you got your tetnus shot!

JoshK9030 0

Friday 17 December 2010 4:47

lol? big deal thats everyday stuff

frenchmench 0

Friday 17 December 2010 4:53

****. yourself. You don't even deserve caps.

therealsuperman 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:02

damn. your foot got atTACKed

ALERI0N 0

Friday 17 December 2010 6:00

that blows popsicles.

chetchatter 5

Friday 17 December 2010 6:16

lmao

perdix 29

Friday 17 December 2010 6:18

That's because when the tack popped out, your guardian angel, Justin Bieber, couldn't watch out for you! YDI for having a graven image of His Biebness, instead of just believing in the omnipotent benevolence of His Biebitude and having his loving protection.

CakeSlicer 0

Friday 17 December 2010 6:29

I know how u feel. i once stepped on a toothpick. A very sharp one. I stepped on it hardly.

naximus93 0

Friday 17 December 2010 7:08

You stepped on it "hardly"? Does that mean you didn't step on it very much?

aqua4land 3

Friday 17 December 2010 6:30

You know what also sucks? when u get a tiny piece of wood up your nail. GAWD. THAT. IS. AWFUL.

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