Kids, Health and Television: Sorry, but…

Sorry, but…

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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By thatsjustgreat - 25/01/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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By raidered - 08/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

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By Kenton - 15/06/2019 00:14

Today, my older brother called me in the middle of the night to describe to me, in painstaking elaborate detail, the Yamaha commercial he'd just watched. FML

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By AidenFromSweden - 06/07/2009 18:41 - Sweden

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 04:01 - Argentina - Lanus

Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML

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By blindedbyOCD - 03/09/2018 01:30

Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me in the right eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:52

"Auntie Cyclops! Auntie Cyclops! Guess what? I got a new 3D TV, and . . . Oh, shit."

nemisis11 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:02

"look on the bright side" ..you should have just stopped there :-P

Comments

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:42

tell the nephew to grab something off the top of the fridge that he cant reach XD

mistersheezy 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:44

Be happy for the guy. He sees you as an uncle, not a handicapped person.

epyk_pryncess 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:01

Ehhh i know how you feel OP. While I can still "see" out of both eyes, I can't focus out of them simultaneously. (I only really use one eye anyway) so to hell with 3D! Sucks he didn't realize what he was saying, excitement can impair ones thoughts.

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:01

My husband has the same issue with his eyes! Poor bastard gets motion sickness and his eyes focusing at different rates makes it worse.

catatonicsleep 17

Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:22

I cant see out of both eyes at once either and totally failed the 3d vision test my eye specialist did, meaning i have no 3d vision, weirdly though i looked at a 3d tv in the supermarket and the picture did come out of the screen a little...

kickblocker 18

Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:10

at least he only forgot so it was an honest mistake

ScarletBloom 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:23

Cut him some slack. At least he tried to share his joy with you.

hayleybailey888 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:02

I'm sure he didn't mean it to hurt your feelings. Maybe he just forgot about it?.. :)

Gekko0110 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:14

I can't see with my left eye, and around 10% with my right one. I don't miss 3D much though:)

skypeaches 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:20

My sister is blind in one eye. And it's not funny.

melissarxy1 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:27

My fiance is blind in one eye. He can see the 3d, it just doesn't look like its jumping off the screen. He says it just looks much clearer than other movies.

facilitator 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:11

3d looks better because they need high quality to create a good 3d effect, i have 1 eye and can vouch for what he says*

hesmine4ever 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:19

I'm blind in one eye and everyone forgets. It happens from time to time. It hurts my feelings when they rub in my face about all the cool 3d movies but I just think of a witty comment back they'll walk away with their tails between their legs.