Kids: Sorry kiddo

Sorry kiddo

By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:34

2, its not evil if she couldnt control it. baby kickers ftw. how far did she fly!??! 0_o

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...

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jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 15:59

Not completly your fault.

mljp665 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:13

I did that to my two year old sister once. Except I was the one getting the black eye, and she didn't get hurt at all....

Steph1234_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:53

aww. that sucks. it was just an accident. im feel sorry for you.

sb_rph 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:59

well that's her own fault for now watching where she was going...that's the problem with kids, they never watch where they're going! that's how they learn to watch where they're going right? they'll never learn otherwise...

emikinz 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:41

That wouldve made a nice afhv :) But ouch, Sorry to hear that. Accidents do happen .

haha321 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:28

that would be the best birthday present ever

AtoZandBeyond 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:22

LOL I tried to jump off a swing once, but I changed my mind halfway through and as the swing went down and was half on the swing, I slammed into the ground and heard a bunch of cracks all over my body

xXJarredXx 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 15:42

This happened to me, as the little kid. When I was three years old, my cousin was on a swing and caught me in the face. Be glad your niece got off with a black eye, I had to get twenty-two running stitches under my eyebrow, and half an inch lower I would have lost my eye.

krissy33 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 3:24

That actually happened to my 15 month old daughter about month ago. One of her aunts was swinging on the swings and my daughter was walking the other way to get a ball, but suddenly switched directions before anyone could do anything. She was facing away from the swing and didn't get a black eye but she took rough fall. Her aunt felt so bad she cried for like 10 min. before we could calm her down.