Kids: Sorry kiddo

Sorry kiddo

By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:34

2, its not evil if she couldnt control it. baby kickers ftw. how far did she fly!??! 0_o

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...

Comments

mangoid 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:47

i would've laughed if i had been there. it's her own damn fault.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:56

Guess you were really jealous at the gifts she got ey? Wanted some of the attention? Just kidding! It aint your fault so chill! It could've been worse

Spiffy 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:04

That happened to me once, I accidentally kicked some kid when I was on the swings. But you know what? I felt bad about it, but now I realize it wasn't my fault at all, and it's not yours either. You're swinging and you obviously cannot control the swinging much, but it's the kids fault for walking right infront of you, and the parent's fault for not telling them not to.

nat66623 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:07

"Today it was my 3rd birthday. I went over to see my aunt and she kicked me in the face. I know have a black eye. FML"

audiogasmic 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:16

Ummmm....while this is embarassing, anyone with half a brain can see that 1)her mom should have been watching her and 2) she shouldn't have walked into the path of a swinging swing. duh. this isn't your fault so don't beat yourself up over it

DizzyDemon0 9

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:31

Rofl. Happy Bday! Just count it as punch 1/3 for her bday..

devela 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:45

awwwww poor thing! you effing idiot

xtremelifter 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:53

her fault not yours

circayouandme 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 18:01

Something like this happened to me before, my brother was turning one.. the day before I was practicing my golf swing... he celebrated his 1st with a black eye. God what a horrible mistake! F our lives.