Intimacy: Sorry Noah

Sorry Noah

By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 248

You deserved it 33 994

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 678

You deserved it 2 991

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 60 005

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 989

You deserved it 47 637

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 883

You deserved it 8 696

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 007

You deserved it 426

Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 479

You deserved it 8 262

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 269

You deserved it 7 692

By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 263

You deserved it 5 025

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 742

You deserved it 9 706

A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 876

You deserved it 10 534

mrollg 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:45

i totally thought this was going in a different direction!

amerrah 4

Monday 5 April 2010 5:39

Hmm I wonder if Noah invited him to ride his ark.

Comments

amazinggbaby 2

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:47

Haha oh wow that's pretty funny. I always mess with my friends whenever I get a new number but I get the numbers right;)

dthsu2000 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 22:33

You are an ASS!

ganash22 6

Monday 20 June 2011 2:54

layoff bitch ur just as much of an ass for calling him 1

iValerest 6

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:01

I thought you don't get a new number when you get a new phone... my sister got an iPhone today and her number didn't change... Anyway it's no biggie C:

NateFoust 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 22:31

#24 made milk come out of my nose oww it hurt and all over my iPod thanks and I wonder if he unleashed the animals inside

breenntt 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 22:21

YDI for trying to act smart.

Ellen_Farrah 0

Friday 22 October 2010 19:55

my brothers name is Noah.... lol

kelsey_katie 17

Friday 5 August 2011 9:56

Same here!! Lol

corleon198425 22

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:59

akward

friedchickenpie 14

Friday 23 December 2011 5:43

I wasn't thinking straight. When you said girl, I thought daughter. So I was like "WTF WHY ARE YOU SEXTING YOUR DAUGHTER" and then I realized. Well... maybe you could get your daughter horny too...