Intimacy: Sorry Noah

Sorry Noah

By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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mrollg 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:45

i totally thought this was going in a different direction!

amerrah 4

Monday 5 April 2010 5:39

Hmm I wonder if Noah invited him to ride his ark.

Comments

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:00

This is already a day old and only ten comments?Damn. That's weird. Unless MY iPhone is lying to me. Anyways; OP-- Well. It was kind of fucktarded to do that in the first place. And iPhones ftw.

Tempsey 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:03

I'm an iFan as well, I have the iPhone 4 and it rules!

flouder92 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:53

... how did you find out his name is Noah?

Federgirl 19

Saturday 26 April 2014 21:45

#12 that's what I wanna know!

AttilaLopez 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 2:10

So you're the one that texted me those messages today! ;)

DaddyGreenPants 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 1:32

call me a troll, but that was not funny!

NoahIzHere 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:59

Woot for the Noahs

Julzzzz 0

Friday 9 October 2009 11:57

You should be more careful next time. You never "Noah" what's going to happen! Get it? Know? Stuff it.

xsweeneyx 4

Monday 30 December 2013 4:10

I love you.

WillFML 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 21:37

story of my life

usererror 0

Monday 12 October 2009 7:14

thats when you just play it off cool, call yourself an idiot and ask for forgiveness, if he talks back like he was into it, thats when you freak, otherwise enter your girls number right this time and then continue.