Sounds like quite the catch
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By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01
sounds like hunter moore
Who said chivalry is dead?
compliment of all compliments!!!
Obviously this guy needs a club and animal skin cloths if he thought that would work.
Maybe he gagged on his own disgusting pickup line?
That must have been scarring. FYL
Well, I have to say, that is the most creative pickup line I've ever heard. A little crude, but I think that might be the drink talking. I hope he didn't throw up on you OP! Plenty more fish in the sea darlin'. Hopefully the next one will be able to hold his liquor.
Ha what a drunken fool, hopefully he at least didn't get any on you.
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Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/
Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL