Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 426
You deserved it 3 572

Same thing different taste

Top comments

deLongenator 4

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

Comments

xplainphrox 8

To everyone who doesn't believe it could be effective birth control... Maybe they were discussing being NAD KICKED and he said its a form of birth control. I highly doubt the guy is suggesting the gf nut kicks him in the balls to keep her from getting pregnant! Unless of course he did suggest it, so that maybe he will never have kids... Either way - the context of why he said it is MISSING.

perdix 29

Getting kicked in the nuts just right will make you puke, and throwing up is effective birth control. Vomit breath is more effective than abstinence with double condoms.

Smart man, its true, sad that he is not that smart he can prove that it is right... if blood hits that part in ball that make sperms then that part will never be able to make sperms getting kicked in balls can create minor internal bleeding

This is the one exception to the "Doesn't matter, had sex" theory.

Hook him up. Seems like that's what he wants. That's not a FML that's a thank you to him for not pro-creating...

Sorry I had to come back... Kick him in the balls, that promises you'll never have to have sex with him again, move him to the "I liked us better when we were friends" category, never talk to him again, and in 3 weeks time you'll realize he was a ******* moron and that your life is significantly better now that his stupid hillbilly retarded ass isn't around... I never understood why women do this thing where the date ******* morons and complain about it but don't do anything to help their situation... He's not good enough for you.

Inform him my 2 children are proof it is not. Maybe it just kills male sperm because I have 2 girls lol

mister_jedi55 0

Steve-O gives his silent nod of approval...

SobrietyKills 14

Can't a guy become sterile if he hurts himself too much down there? I recall my health teacher mentioning something like that.