Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 426
You deserved it 3 572

Same thing different taste

Top comments

deLongenator 4

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

Comments

succubuzz 3

It actually could be a method of birth control, as kicking him in the balls will break the barrier between developing semen and white blood cells. The white blood cells will see the semen as foreign objects and will attack them. Too much damage to the balls can cause infertility...but you should probably just use a condom.

Actually it is. And not to mention its The worst spot to get hit. But yes if you kick a man hard enough in his jewels, then he won't be able to make babies. A mans genitalia is very delicate and should be treated with care. Haha

cariana 6
robert76 5

Not just birth control. The pain from getting hit there is so intense, that it's possible for it to kill. If hit hard enough, it can cause a man to go into neurogenic shock and die. A quick google search found 10 cases of men dying from being kicked in the nuts.

argybargy 3

The point being, when (not if) you kick him in the onions, MAKE SURE IT COUNTS.

token_blackguy 18

Just enjoy kicking him in the balls. And for the love if humanity. DO NOT be the one who proves him wrong.

cayytee 0

tell him youll be happy to give him his "birth control" today

Then everyday before sex kick him him the balls and just keep up ur pill and let him know u just want to be safe from diseases so still need a rubber

Take the opportunity to kick him in the balls as many times as possible before dumping his stupid ass.

aron666 25

So...give him some birth control, see if he likes it.