Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
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deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

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HolaJessicaHola 0

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

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fishereric 1

If you kick hard enough it is.

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SaintT 15

He's right you know? If you kick him in the balls hard enough, he'll never want to have sex again!!!!! XD

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baden18830 5

It is if the kick is hard enough to make nut butter. Permanent solution tho

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smileygirl1201 0

Well kick him in the balls every time you want to have sex with him . And do it hard! Laughing my ass off

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hateevryone 14

Then have some fun girl

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davek 36

I'd suggest testing that claim.

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xplainphrox 8

My step grandpa got hurt riding a bike as a kid... He effectively hurt his jewels enough that he could not make babies... And all he did was land a bad jump, and smash his jewels into the bar. So it's not as far fetched as you might think... You just have to kick 'in the right spot'... And with that said... I definitely didn't kick my baby bro in the right spot when we rough housed as kids... He went on to produce 2 wonderful children of 'his own'.

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