Cars, Accident and Transportation: Special moment

Special moment

By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 13:13 - United States - Crawfordville

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 282

You deserved it 31 626

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By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 589

You deserved it 7 396

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 316

You deserved it 56 488

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 778

You deserved it 2 829

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 513

You deserved it 43 591

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 728

You deserved it 48 515

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 878

You deserved it 43 977

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By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100 319

You deserved it 4 523

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 788

You deserved it 5 109

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 446

You deserved it 657

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 225

You deserved it 75 610

IAmzephyr 22

Monday 26 October 2015 7:31

should've been watching the road.

kelciimackk 24

Monday 26 October 2015 7:33

Eyes on the road, OP

Comments

flamed22 13

Tuesday 27 October 2015 1:30

That's totally something I'd do. I love watching it switch.

Doomwyte 11

Tuesday 27 October 2015 5:48

Oh my.. I'm sorry OP, but this.. this is a fail. YDI...

paravoz 30

Tuesday 27 October 2015 7:14

Idiot...

bacon_lover03 12

Tuesday 27 October 2015 8:37

Maybe you need varifocal lenses...should've gone to Specsavers

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 27 October 2015 9:31

I feel for you op,I just watched mine change from 199999 to 200000 yesterday. but you should have been more careful.

napoleod 8

Tuesday 27 October 2015 12:07

Worth it!

onlythebest01 7

Wednesday 28 October 2015 3:52

Did it reach the 100k

valdania 18

Wednesday 28 October 2015 3:53

you win... A NEW CAR! you just have to pay for it

FitFriday 32

Wednesday 28 October 2015 20:45

Well at least it was memorable

KidYouFuckedOver 10

Thursday 29 October 2015 4:02

but did it still change?

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You deserved it 1 300

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You deserved it 65 008

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You deserved it 187

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I agree, your life sucks 33 259

You deserved it 6 660

Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 380

You deserved it 4 864

Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried playing the CD, it was blank. I paid $15 for a blank CD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 152

You deserved it 21 674

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 048

You deserved it 56 705