Cars, Accident and Transportation: Special moment

Special moment

By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 13:13 - United States - Crawfordville

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

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You deserved it 31 626

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By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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You deserved it 7 396

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 488

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 513

You deserved it 43 591

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 48 515

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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You deserved it 43 977

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By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100 319

You deserved it 4 523

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 109

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 446

You deserved it 657

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 225

You deserved it 75 610

IAmzephyr 22

Monday 26 October 2015 7:31

should've been watching the road.

kelciimackk 24

Monday 26 October 2015 7:33

Eyes on the road, OP

Comments

moo77_fml 20

Monday 26 October 2015 19:32

First lesson if driving ... Keep ur eyes in the freaking road!!!

ladycoco8 20

Monday 26 October 2015 19:36

I know it's exciting and all to see that, but you totally deserved that.

nyf137 20

Monday 26 October 2015 19:40

The very definition of smooth....

Naganune 2

Monday 26 October 2015 19:59

Did you actually see it change?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 26 October 2015 20:58

That's like texting an driving a bad idea...

MidnaLink 33

Monday 26 October 2015 21:08

Head to the nearest DMV and hand in your licence. You don't deserve it.

kikiniksa 5

Monday 26 October 2015 21:36

I cant blame you, I would've done the same thing

Regyturbo 6

Monday 26 October 2015 22:21

"Today, someone hit the back of my car because they were paying attention to their odometer hitting 100,000. FML."

Gorilla25 5

Tuesday 27 October 2015 0:15

female drivers be like...

npayne 6

Tuesday 27 October 2015 0:48

Did you atleast get to 100,000?

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