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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

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By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

You're pretty close though. Your boyfriend is really good at cheating. I'd review all past board game results.

teehee520 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

4 years?! Seriously? Wow...

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lovelykendra5 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:17

He probaly has 2 other women, thats he has been dating for months.

Seastar14 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:18

wow that sucks I couldn't even imagine what your going through right now

scorpioserpent 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:19

Hopefully he loses you and his fiance. Damn cheater..

Figureskater_15 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:25

okay well my moms boyfriend was cheating on mymom for so long my mom didnt suspect till someone told her . ... so yeah its kindaa eassy to hide it.

Edeline_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:28

That.. is awful. Anyone can really hide almost anything if they try hard enough. I'm so sorry. I can't imagine how I'd feel. x__x

jflem14 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:29

this man is a cheating god.. to cheat on 2 girls that neither know anything about the other... talent or ignorance idk

fangsupKELS 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:29

That sucks so much. Hopefully she's not mad at you because you didn't know...my ex did the same thing but it was with one of my friends and I found out about it. I tried really hard not to get mad at her because apparently she had no clue, and we directed all our hate towards him.

Allya_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:35

Do you not know any of his family, any of his friends? I know some people claim commitment issues, but for four years? I've been the other woman without knowing, it took me about two weeks to figure out 'oh, he never invites me over to his house' and 'oh, he never stays the night'. There's no way he could have provided a fulfilling relationship for both of you. Jesus women! Expect more!

BLNovelist 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:14

I find that hard to believe unless you never introduced him to any of your friends. :/ to op- Dump him, pronto, and I hope his fiance kicks him to the curb as well!

sickinlove13 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:18

She must have not met any of his friends OR family. Friends of boyfriends/girlfriends are iffy, though. I know a few people that have cheated on their boyfriends/girlfriends and their friends covered for them. ick.