Splish splash

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
I agree, your life sucks 82 720
You deserved it 7 980

Same thing different taste

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The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

Rok_fml 0

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housemd1120 0

You should have gone before you left

notmuch 0

It was your first time on the Fung Wah bus, wasn't it?

AMAGAD! you sure it was urine? maybe it was just the chemicals

Yek!! Just Yek!! #1 Congrats, now growup! #6 LOL :)

I'm sorry, that's awful, but at least urine is sterile.

you can't hold it from ny to boston? i mean i guess thats not much your fault but thats not a long trip... at least flush the thing before you use it failure of common sense

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Depending on where you're coming from, it can be a long trip. I live in the lower part of New York and I had a class trip to Boston in the 8th grade. With those buses it took about 4-5 hours. It's hard to hold it that long for some people.

uhh bus toilets do flush... just like airplanes..

And this, ladies, is why it's not worth the trouble to line the toilet seat before sitting down. No one has ever died from sitting on the same seat that someone else sat on. If it bothers you so much, carry some antibacterial wipes. :)

ffpoisongirl 0

That's why you HOVER! If people in other countries can pop a squat over their hole in the ground type toilets (which are difficult for Americans to master), then you can hover a few inches off the seat of the toilet and aim.