Transportation: Splish splash

Splish splash

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Monday 20 April 2009 16:35

The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

Rok_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:36

I hate public toilets D:

Comments

RNorthlandLGB 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:37

never been on a bus with a toilet...why do i feel like i'm the only one?

pajamurao 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 7:06

haha your profile picture made me think u were a helicopter

crigger61 7

Saturday 17 July 2010 16:02

WTF

kmj84 3

Monday 20 April 2009 17:39

so are you trying to say that you were lookin at shit and pee in the toilet while you took the time to put down 20 squares of tp? but couldnt take the time to flush it?

DizzyDemon0 9

Monday 20 April 2009 17:52

that's gotta be a little gross ay? I'd get that shit checked out :P

K4ofDoom 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:54

And you couldn't flush it first?

AP1985 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:57

Neither Greyhound nor Bonanza have toilets that flush-- it's just seat over a hole over a container of nasty sloshing around four feet below you. Like a porta-potty, but on a moving vehicle.

cwl727 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:08

Thank you for explaining it.

purplestuff_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:00

Learn to hover. Also I think this is fake, you would have flushed down that poop/pee by the time you'd have finished laying the paper down. If it had no flush, then yeah FYL.

broseidon 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:01

pee standing up. problem solved.

holy_crap 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:20

EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! I feel sooooooooooooo sorry for you. That is also why I always go before i get on.

norcalgirl718 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:25

and that's why you don't use bathrooms on buses

madbadsad 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:28

This used to be a great site before people started posting made up stories. As #5 already pointed out, this one would've only happened if the crapper on the bus was malfunctioning, leaving obvious hints all over the place.