Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29

Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

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Wiccan spells. I wonder if they drugged her cause why would she be the only one asleep. I would ground her till she fessed up.

Congratulations. Your daughter is a Wiccan. Maybe if you're lucky, you'll catch her practicing saying the Lord's Prayer backwards too. But in all seriousness, that sucks. I wish you luck.

sgtc691 5

they were probably playing light as a feather stiff as a board

NodakN8V 25

Light as a feather ...stiff as a board....Light as a feather ...stiff as a board....Light as a feather ...stiff as a board...

Interesting. .. What are your views on karma, fate, dreams, feng shui, horoscopes, star signs, buddhism, spirit guides; human and animal, Hinduism, kabbala, gypsies, sprites, nymphs, borrowers, big foot, yeti and loch ness monster? Please share and enlighten us.

When she starts doing séances at midnight with a ouiji board while sitting in a circle of salt, with red candles burning... That's when it's time to intervene. If you're worried about negative energy or bad spirits, burn a stick of sage on a night of a new moon, walk through your house with it and enter to the middle of each room facing where the sun will rise and say "spirits residing here, be on your way. cross over, be free. go await the dawning of a new day." while waving the stick in front of you (from your chest make a circle away from you and repeat 3times) next day open all windows and close when the sun sets. plus, it may open up your daughter into talking to you about what she was doing.