Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29

Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

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DasHaas 9

It's a good thing candles and chanting don't actually have any effect on people. Well, assuming they're smart enough not to burn the house down, anyway.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

At first it sounded like a prank where they try to convince other people that the sleeping person is dead.

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Asaomar 4

They just wanted to summon some demons...no need to worry.

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ceenguyenx 6

Go get your house blessed you never know what they brought into to your house !

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Gabilliam 19

Why, a sacrifice for the glory of Satan, of course!

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myeviltwin 20

There is no such thing as spell casting. Anyone who believes in magic, witchcraft whatever the h*** you want to call it is just as stupid and gullible as any one who believes in god(s).

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