Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29

Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

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TehPurdo 4

Sacrificing her to Satan, duh! But you should probably get her checked out by a doctor and/or a pastor.

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143amandaott 10

That's scary...I would tell then all to go home right away!! Haha

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monster216 7

poison ivy in the house

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AnimeRules1125 24

*chanting* SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

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seventhejellyman 12

And that's bad????????

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

Ask to join in, It will freak the girl out when she wakes up.

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CLT_420 13

Tf that true illuminati stuff going on

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