Spooky season is nearly here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29

Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.

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deathstroke990 22

Call cas and Dean!

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minnieloveskody 9

Witch craft it is

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Brandon_Samuru 5

The members of your household will suffer eternal damnation

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outoftown 26

"Hey, no fire rituals without a fire extinguisher in the room!"

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ThatOneDrummer 8

If OP could let me know what language it sounded like, perhaps I could use my sleuth skills to determine what exactly they were doing... Godspeed OP. Godspeed.

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jordzy 8

Ugh kids these days.. Always doing satanic rituals behind our backs.

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Devindelon 17

Maybe they're just playing Light As A Candle, Stiff As A Board.

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