Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Sprinkler

Sprinkler

By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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You deserved it 7 573

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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You deserved it 9 331

By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 910

You deserved it 184

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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You deserved it 13 669

Peaky Bladders

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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You deserved it 453

By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 558

You deserved it 6 999

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 344

You deserved it 4 494

By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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You deserved it 45 296

By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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You deserved it 961

By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 71 148

DocBastard 38

Friday 9 March 2012 1:01

For men, the world is our porta-potty. For women, well you're pretty much screwed.

chillyCholo 5

Friday 9 March 2012 1:02

Was he as excited as you were?

Comments

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Friday 9 March 2012 6:36

I remember the time my wife and me were driving home from vacation, when she had to shit. We were in the middle of nowhere, and she REALLY had to go, so I pulled over. She crapped right in a farmers yard, between two trees....

igive 29

Friday 9 March 2012 6:38

my dog used to do that a a puppy.

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Friday 9 March 2012 6:39

Happiness (or excitement in this case) is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel its warmth.

americananarchy 3

Friday 9 March 2012 6:43

How blonde do you have to be to do That?

random1st 2

Friday 9 March 2012 7:01

Why would you wait an hour obviously you had time to go somewhere had it be a store or call a friend.

tiffae26 0

Friday 9 March 2012 7:10

this is so sad LOL

grannygruber 6

Friday 9 March 2012 7:43

Dogs do that as a sign of submission to their owners sometimes. I'm sure you made your master proud! Lol

linkinpark98 23

Friday 9 March 2012 8:40

It's better to be pissed off, than pissed on OP. :/ I would have stuck with being mad. :D

Characterise 0

Friday 9 March 2012 9:02

I would've gone in the garden I do if I have to if I can't hold on or can't get my keys fast enough but my front garden is kinda shaded from the neighborhood from plants cept for next door if they ever look over the fence lol