Cars, Mother in law and Transportation: Spy vs Spy

Spy vs Spy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I caught my mother-in-law trying to plant a GPS tracker on my car. FML

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flopstar 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:02

Draw the line there. She has no reason to be doing that & you need to have a sit down talk with her about your privacy.

Beyto7000 20

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:01

Looks like she isn't above the In-law stereotype.

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worldclassrager 39

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:34

Does she really love you that much? You know now...she might try again but just keep checking that should maybe foil her plans

daddysgirl243 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:36

just ensuring your safety,of course!

iT_Cereal 25

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:59

Do a follow up after you talk to her about the problem.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Sunday 21 June 2015 7:15

She's working for the Russians.

yeemahlifesucks 10

Sunday 21 June 2015 7:20

She needs to learn what privacy means.

Yovany27 9

Sunday 21 June 2015 7:27

Ummm seems a lil suspicious, have you been up to not good lately?

Kidjazzin 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 7:51

That's a bit creepy....

Jones87 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 7:57

Sounds like she trusts you..

alvarny 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 8:01

meet the fockers

Hildy93 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 8:16

Soooo she's crazy?

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