Stalker, Awkward and Love: Stalker vibes

Stalker vibes

By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

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You deserved it 9 285

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By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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You deserved it 8 005

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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You deserved it 1 644

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 44 862

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 257

Move!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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You deserved it 54 275

Nope, not me

By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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You deserved it 6 305

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 18:13 - United States

Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML

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You deserved it 42 706

By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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You deserved it 291

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 738

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

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You deserved it 3 044

piderman13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:08

I'm kinda just imagining this guy with a freaky-ass expression as he is eating his subway foot-long and just staring at this girl as if it's the first girl he has ever seen (;

Ell363 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:08

Should've pulled out your phone again and called her and described to her what she was wearing.

Comments

cutiepieh616 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:04

Hahahahaha. OH NO! we have an official creeper on our hands, you should have just sat in your car smiling at her. then she'd really call the police

Thewafflefry36 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:08

Number 7 hahh

that_guy01 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:09

haha. should have put that limo tint.

amatthew_03 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:13

Aw, I'm sure she didn't automatically think you were a creeper! If she did, then she's paranoid.

airandfingers 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:14

hahaha i had a similar experience last night.. I got up to go at the same time as the pretty 17-year-old intern who works next to me, then I proceeded to walk the same way as her, following her through a building, and I dropped something off in that building and went out the same exit as her. However, she wouldn't have known I dropped something off, so when I followed her out and then went around the building, it looked like I had no reason to follow her and was just being really creepy.

lnm701 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:14

This doesn't really seem like that big of a deal to me...laugh it off as a coincidence. Unless it wasn't really an accident, in which case, you are a grade A creeper.

killface_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:40

At least you weren't in HER car. And I'm so glad that nobody has commented a stupid reverse FML yet. There is hope.

mdizz08 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:48

this is an FML because...?

Siren_00 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:49

Haha! As innocent and unintentional as it is, it would look creepy. If she didn't see you before it was too late, I hope you ducked down.

PsychoX 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:50

@29: you asked for it... Today, I was walking to my car after I got off the phone with this guy I really like. He was parked behind it. Staring at me. With binoculars. His mother was in the car next to him, wildly gesticulating trying to get him to realize that he was very VERY visible. Now I'm scared his mother is going to kidnap me and feed me to him in the middle of the night. And to think I liked him... FML. @OP: learn to laugh at awkward situations. It can do wonders for your social life in general. ^_^