Break-ups and Love: Standards

Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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You deserved it 4 680

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By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 746

By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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You deserved it 6 197

By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 675

You deserved it 3 756

By t.hughes - 01/04/2013 14:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML

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You deserved it 3 699

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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You deserved it 6 486

By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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You deserved it 14 042

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 043

Cheers!

By imamonster1992 - 24/12/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

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You deserved it 4 982

By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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You deserved it 16 320

I'm not worthy

By dracer - 04/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

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You deserved it 3 981

jSOPURE 3

Monday 23 March 2009 9:30

Brains= SEXY. :)

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:31

So he dated you not thinking you were attractive?

Comments

ashleyy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:38

What an asshole! Why does he need to impress his parents anyways?! Who the hell cares. Be happy you can find someone else who will appreciate the fact that brains are sexy and find you attractive, he's just a douche and is missing out.

6119 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 15:22

thats... a little funny

drBoobs 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:31

marry me...

TVC15 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:50

Why did he go out with you in the first place then? You're probably intelligent AND attractive - he just needed to give an invalid excuse because you were too good for him. Good riddance.

yui567 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:13

he sounds like an idiot. you can do better

nickii1927 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:42

What a jerk... hes going to realize what an idiot he is for leaving you.. thats how you know he only thinks with his head down south... if you get what i mean.

kjxmlxmon 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 7:21

wow. i don't know how you two ever got together. but he's totally not worth it. find someone who appreciates all that you are.

cecilia_weasley 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:38

You're going to meet better guys who are going to be doctors, so they're in the same field and will understand you better! I know you're probably hurting now but trust me this is for the better. What a jackass!

kayykatastrophii 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:29

Something tells me you are attractive, if he said that, and you got accepted to medical school. He's probably just trying to justify himself. That, or he cheated on you. Ugh, some people. You'll find someone SO much better who actually will appreciate you.