By t.hughes - 01/04/2013 14:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
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MadlyInLust 5

Sounds like you're better off without him.

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SheBeNeNe 16

It's a good thing he told you before the walk down the aisle. It's a lot less paperwork and fees to deal with.

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MadlyInLust 5

Sounds like you're better off without him.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

It sounds like a rude joke to me hah, I don't believe he has a second engagement going on, that's kind of hard to hide, implying he had a second relationship for a while.

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TeamKelly 10

OP seriously dodged a bullet.

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lambda_fml 40

Or he could be making you an April Fool.

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MuseFan1991 14

i can't help thinking OPs fiance meant engagement as in when people say 'i'm otherwise engaged'. but then again i've had some wine so i might be wrong

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AllieCat21 21

19, you realize how much people cheat, right? It's not that unheard of.

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DKjazz 20

So he bought two separate engagement rings, proposed on two separate occasions, and probably spent a fortune on fancy dinners alone. Did he actually think you'd both be cool with it? I think you should lure them to your parents house for a threesome so your dad can kill the shit out of them.

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SheBeNeNe 16

It's a good thing he told you before the walk down the aisle. It's a lot less paperwork and fees to deal with.

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peachesncreem 21

And.. No money was wasted on a meaningless wedding, assuming OP and her ex-fiancé were both sharing the expenses.

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Authoress14 15

Wow! What a douche. You deserve better

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Catkam623 27

You know since there are dumbasses out there who don't really understand how far to take a joke, it seems much more likely this was followed up with April fools.

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Authoress14 15

What crawled up your ass? Douche

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HortonThelephant 15

Well that situation heightened expeditiously...

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JenkJenks 6

I notice what you concocted in your previous statement

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clevercake 21

You have my sympathies, but it sounds like you're better off without the lying cheater. And at least you found out before you married him!

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FluffyWizdom 15

maybe by "other one" he meant his career ? :/

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VannahJane 17

It's pretty clear he meant another woman.

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insertnameherr 11

Or another man... and the plot thickens..

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beehardxcore 26

Wow OP. I'm really sorry. :( You're far better off without that bullshit though.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Good riddance. Plenty of fish in the sea OP!

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kenygompers 17

Be glad he's not the one you're gonna be stuck with and it's not you who's left in the dark

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MrConcise 34

I'm assuming he's not focusing on his career as a salesman, because he could've sold that breakup much better.

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