Intimacy: Stay classy

Stay classy

By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By dab1230 - 07/02/2013 00:26 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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nicospec 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:05

How about playing Uno?

mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:06

he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.

Comments

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:25

Watch out for bears. They can smell the menstration.

BradyT918 9

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:40

idiot. some if the best sex is when a girl is having her period.

myspacer117 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:40

sounds like my boyfriend. :/

jrmetz 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:04

absolutely!! it cuts my period time literally in half!!! it's awesome!

slipfox 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:03

that's when the shower becomes your best option ;)

mpclaw 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:03

dump him

quickdraw973 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:09

That stinks, you can tell him to put a stick in butt and see what it felt alike having a cramp. Plus, you can still making love with you if you are on a period. Some people freak out making love with her (while she is on a period) and some people doesn't bothered at all. Overall, dumped him, he only want sex. He had no excuses to snuggling with you!

son4life 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:11

wow people you can still do things wit us bein on our period, the shower is the best place an lay down a towel an go to town, try new things you'll like it

pike1346 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:38

understandable.

logansgirl 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:44

Sorry but this guy sounds like a real winner. That's like saying,"You're not worth being around if we can't have sex." Find a new boyfriend.....seriously.