Stay classy

By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
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nicospec 1

How about playing Uno?

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mikejunior88 4

he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.

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LilSideTwerk 0

14 Toadally right ! and the first Commenter Of 14 how do you know that

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nuke0013 7

he could always get his red wings.

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Calyx_fml 21

He's an idiot. Period sex is hot! It relieves cramps too.

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Calyx_fml 21

Throw down an old towel on the bed and go for it! Sexual ****** during periods actually relieves cramping. The only thing that is off is eating pussy.

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wazzup182FML 3

kinda obvious hes just using you for sex

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AcidRaen 4

you can kiss? and cuddle? thats something. why is it always about sex with guys? and i know im gona get some comments that say "not all men are like that" so go ahead. im ready

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rasta_pasta 4

And what about the potential for him getting caught? For just cuddling there isn't much incentive for it, just her expecting something whenever she wants without any thought of potential consequences and not considering her partner. In essence she's being a spoiled princess.

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AcidRaen 4

im pretty sure she said once everyone else in the house was gone

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joa76 3

How would that make her any more of a "spoiled princess" than asking him over for sex with the possibility of getting caught? Or are you assuming that she doesn't like sex and he doesn't like cuddling? (Well, it's obvious that he doesn't care much about cuddling, but a lot of guys do.)

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rasta_pasta 4

Because he's supposed to risk getting in trouble to do something he could do in his own bed without any risk just so she can get someone to sleep next to. That would be like him telling her to sneak over and cook for him even though his family hates her.

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joa76 3

And? Clearly you didn't get my point. He takes the EXACT SAME risk if he sneaks in for sex, but you're okay with that. She's willing to risk him getting in trouble to get what she wants either way. You just don't mind in one scenario because you're thinking about the fact that HE gets sex. She's still being spoiled and letting him risk getting in trouble so she can what she wants (whether that happens to be sex or just someone to sleep with).

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rasta_pasta 4

I get your point, but in the sex scenario there is a potential pay off for him and no pay off in the sleep scenario so it's ridiculous that she should think it's worth his effort to do it. Asking a favor of a person that requires a great deal of risk and no reward is asking a lot. Period.

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joa76 3

That's why it's an FML, though, because he doesn't think there's anything in it for him to just sleep with her. People who CARE about each other LIKE sleeping together, even without sex.

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rasta_pasta 4

No, just because people care about each other doesn't mean they want to risk getting caught JUST to sleep together, especially when one party has nothing to gain and a lot to lose, it's just selfish to expect it of them simply because they're your significant other. Dating a person doesn't make them a servant.

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AcidRaen 4

i think it would be cute if my bf snuck in my room just to cuddle with me. it doesnt make me spoiled. and also she asked him. its not like she demanded it but also i wasnt there so idk

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markli 2

You probably give bad head in that case.

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