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You can take a page from Homer Simpsons book: stick a crayon up your nose & you'll be insta-stupid & able to enjoy all the inaccurate erotic reading you can attempt to understand
More like 50 Shades of Gay!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡!!11!!!¡
The money that it gets is worth it... Trust me
Ignorance is bliss
I hear you brother!!!
I really want to know what the inaccuracy was that prompted this FML...
I used to be a virgin like you. Then I took a penis to the ******.
Don't be hatin on Skyrim.
I am guessing that its one of the most common ones involving thinking that the hymen is halfway up the ******. I just try to ignore it. And in answer to the question why not just watch ****? More women are turned on by reading it (or in my case occasionally listening to it) than by watching it.
#76 Oh, for me it's the other way around, I can get turned on by reading it but not nearly as much as by listening+watching to it (although I'm fairly picky on what I watch).
You must be a dud.
I feel ya. This happened to me once and I got super pissed and stopped reading the book
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Just watch **** like normal people...
That makes sense. I can imagine reading something akin to "She had a boob on her shoulder. What a shoulder it was." and not enjoying it.