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By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands
You could make another twitter account with your name and just leave it blank.
They would know by the profile picture that it isn't you.
and that is the story of how a party girl ****** your life
Why should she make it private? Just to please you? I'm assuming you dont look identical so it will be quite obvious it's not you.
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Any employer that's dumb enough to think there's only one person in the world with your name is an employer you don't want to work for anyway.
I'm sure you could explain the situation to employers