Sting operation

By tingleballs - 28/04/2016 14:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I put some of my wife's eucalyptus oil in my bath to make it relaxing. I soon found out the amount I used was about 100 times more than you're supposed to use. It took an hour of burning agony to find out the only way to get even a hint of relief was to cover my nuts in yoghurt. FML
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Tamandua 19

I guess you weren't koalafied to use that oil.

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saifnaqvi11 21

Step 1. Take random product Step 2. Pour randomly in bathtub without reading directions Step 3. ????? Step 4. Um... You get baby skin? I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here.

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ragnarok1540 39

Keep your windows closed at night ... you don't want to wake up to a pack of koalas nibbling on your balls!

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H4H 15

I didn't know Koalas liked yogurt

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ragnarok1540 39

There is nothing quite like the taste of sweet yoghurt drizzled over balls ... er, I mean eucalyptus leaves.

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sighlifeman 12

at least it wasn't some hair removal stuff

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8djht8 19

Dear everyone ever, please read everything you sign and consume. The writing is there for a reason, allergies/ingredients/side effects/legal issues/SERVING SIZE/etc. I assure you if you read every single thing you come across you'll only benefit. Let's make this planet's inhabitants more intellectual most "accidents" are amazingly easily avoidable please let's end the age of ignorance this world is constantly being destroyed by its citizens. THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. Please and thank you.

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Isa_fml 20

You deserved it. Why would you not check how to use it first if it's something you've never used before? Or asked your wife? Don't mess around with essential oils, they're very strong and some of them can really irritate your skin. Or poison you.

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sempisaviour 17

you should have read the directions

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False_Stupidity 41

Well, at least you will have super clear sinuses. There is a silver lining to every FML if you just search enough.

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Symphoniaes 32

Damn dude I'm really sorry. You're only supposed to use about a drop per bathtub, two if you really want it to mint up in there. Sorry you had to find that out the hard way! :/

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Bunnyluver 20

Oh yeah! I guess that's partly why only kolas can eat it.

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