Money, Health and Smells: Stinky pits

Stinky pits

By shakinmahbuttbutt - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

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Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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Hard times

By psychopumpkin - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

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Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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Caturday surprise!

By keeperstride - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with an infection, swollen nuts, and a hole in my butt for which I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

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Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after two days of not showering. FML

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Well done!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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Gixie 25

Monday 13 January 2014 1:21

Shakin your butt butt probably isn't going to help with your BO.

Omfgitsmia 15

Monday 13 January 2014 1:20

Almost sounds like my mom these days. Maybe shower at a friends?

Comments

toomuchfb 8

Monday 13 January 2014 1:43

That stinks. No pun intended.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Monday 13 January 2014 1:43

17 why is it annoying exactly? Sanity is fairly arbitrary... With the exception of DSM. Everybody technically has different degrees of sanity, some less than others I suppose

FlyingPie 17

Monday 13 January 2014 1:43

Water you going to do now?

Soundslikeothers 15

Monday 13 January 2014 1:47

Yeah let's not bathe and try to save 97 cents. Tell your parents if they want to save money there are plenty of other ways to do it besides not taking showers

Dilwann 27

Monday 13 January 2014 1:48

At home, when we shower or take a bath (or when the washing machine is running which is emptied into the bath) we have to put in the plug so we can fill buckets with that water to flush the toilet with. Might be a better alternative: you can still shower and water will be saved.

awilliams44 9

Monday 13 January 2014 1:50

oh my gosh. I'd move out..

MirrorKey 5

Monday 13 January 2014 1:58

Ouch D:

tj4234 35

Monday 13 January 2014 1:59

if they are really that bothered, recommend to them that they get a max one minute device added to the shower.

IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Monday 13 January 2014 2:01

#10 Am I missing something here because I don't see the word "literally" anywhere above your comment. It literally drives me crazy when ignorant people try to correct others comments when there's isn't any better.