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By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

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ingridpingrid 4

Ah, what we do for love..

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Comments

oontzoontz 0

well thats no way to get out of the friendzone

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lilianrulez 2

Ever seen the movie Kick-Ass? The guy knows exactly what you're going through. (And everything turned out great for him!)

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hjn_fml 2

Time do dress up like a superhero.

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meben 0

Tell her if "I wasn't gay you'd be all mine" works like a charm. Then **** her brains out.

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havocmike 3

I don't see the problem. Ooooh. You're a guy? Sorry.

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PlasticKing 3

Just hang in there.Be around her more and she'll see you as more than a friend

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mrmerino 0

Eeeeehhhhh! Don't just tell her that you're gay! Explain to her that you think it's unfair that she just assumes you're gay and may I take you out sometime.

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