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By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

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ingridpingrid 4

Ah, what we do for love..

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samspam 5

Maby u should tell her ur not queer

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DearlyStars 5

Later, you will inevitably complain about being stuck in the friends zone.

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brennanharvey 1

You ever see the movie kickass....you never know wAt might happen lol

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YagerMiester95 8

Well. You've officially entered the friend zone hahaha.

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wolfpack2206 1

thats what u get for being a dumba**

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J00pAnda 2

You still can get out of the friendzone ;)

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boostedS2k 0

Man up and tell her. Worst she can say is no bro. You really want to sit back and watch another man have her?

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mellow125 8

Ur not even in the friend zone! From where u are u can't even see the friend zone!

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