Stolen valor

By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

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ingridpingrid 4

Ah, what we do for love..

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borche 5

What's an emergency gay friend? Lol

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bakerella 29

I have no idea what an "emergency gay friend" is, but obviously you've ruined virtually any chance of ever being with her

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DrCheese 16

Grow some balls man...have some self respect.

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pyrexicpoet 18

Cupid called, he said you need to get your balls back to find true love

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xDylann 3

Just think of this... Make a move, when she says something about being gay to someone else, say no your not and kiss her and make her like it!

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hdisnfjs91 21

Maybe if she knew you were straight then something could happen between you but it’s not going to happen when she thinks you’re gay. Stop lying to her, come clean.

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