Stolen valor

By lifesucksbigtimefuys - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 923
You deserved it 27 149

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So you're not her boyfriend, you're not her gay friend, you're not her regular friend, you're not her emergency regular friend, you're her emergency pretending to be gay but actually straight friend. A bit pathetic no? Might wanna try and move up the food chain or move on to someone else.

ingridpingrid 4

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Well if you've seen the movie "kickass" just do that.

ladysman95 2

I'm really sorry for you, but listen up: If she doesn't love you know she never will! Don't listen to the movies and fairytales that say that as long as you hold out you'll get your girl... It NEVER happens! what you need to do is get out there, and meet alot of girls. You'll find somebidy else, trust me and good luck ;)

Like a few have mentioned... it worked for Kick Ass!

You guys should probably read the comic first before you start acting like that's a good thing. It was a bit more realistic about how something like that would go over

"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. " -Oscar Wilde Deceive her with your gay-ness! :D She'll like it... if not find it creepy xD

mirandafreemam64 0

Sucks to be you dude and not in a good way