Stoner Logic

By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 00:30

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Today, I've been sleeping with my drug dealer from high school who I still buy pot from for the past week. He made me go down on him a few days ago and he smelled funny but I didn't say anything. Today, he told me he only showers 2-3 times a month and he thinks he's a genius for it. FML
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Lwint76 10

I wanna know how some one makes you go down on them... you sucked stank balls because you wanted to not because he made you!

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sunshine1421 14

might be time to evaluate your habit or at least maybe consider a new drug of choice... or another idea get a better job so you can afford your habit and not have to blow your dirty ass drug dealer as payment

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thatslifeiguess7 16

First time I've heard of anyone blowing someone for pot! Bonus if your a straight male! Nasty

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Cali 54

I don't think that's what happened though. OP said that they sleep with him and "buy pot" from him. Sketchy, but not prostitution!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Maybe it's time to reevaluate your life and seek help, it's not too late.

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Mungolikecandy 19

The way you say "made me" is rather worrying especially as he is your drug dealer. It may be time to realise you have hit a low in life, you appear to be putting yourself in a dangerous situation and you may want to start looking for a way forward.

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tonyfan00 38

You act like drug dealers have a clear state-of-mind...most drug dealers are a little off. YDI.

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Razell 13

.... *puts down the Internet* *Backs away slowly*

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

If you haven't realized it before now, this should be the moment that you re-evaluate your life choices.

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Ciara Koch 22

You people are so judgmental first of all you have no idea the situation at all he could have forced her you don't know just because she's posting about it doesn't mean it wasn't rape it doesn't mean it was she could have been speaking casually she could have no idea how to respond to it and she never said she was doing it for drugs that is your assumption and if she is she needs help it doesn't mean she's a bad person your a bad person for your ignorance when I was raped i was meant with the same kind of logic Bc I had a drug problem at the time and I wasn't a virgin they called the case un prosecutable even though there were bruises and DNA evidence and he was 35 and I was 17 I'm so sick of this kind of bullshit what if she was your sister or daughter grow up

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Razell 13

She's paying for her week with sexual favors. That is low, low class. And if she were my daughter or sister? I'd smack her upside the head for being such a dumbass.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

She had sex with him and complained about his lack of hygiene. If she were raped she barely would have mentioned the hygiene part, so no, nothing in this story suggests anything near rape. Your own experience cannot be compared to this FML.

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Flutter87 5

? They need to add a vomiting/nauseated reaction emoji!!!

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