Stoner Logic

By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 00:30

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Today, I've been sleeping with my drug dealer from high school who I still buy pot from for the past week. He made me go down on him a few days ago and he smelled funny but I didn't say anything. Today, he told me he only showers 2-3 times a month and he thinks he's a genius for it. FML
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Lwint76 10

I wanna know how some one makes you go down on them... you sucked stank balls because you wanted to not because he made you!

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sunshine1421 14

might be time to evaluate your habit or at least maybe consider a new drug of choice... or another idea get a better job so you can afford your habit and not have to blow your dirty ass drug dealer as payment

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interesting33 36

Hi OP. Please know that you deserve and are worth so much more than this. No one should ever make or pressure you to do something sexually that you do not enthusiastically​ want to do and he should not have done that. Making someone perform oral sex is rape. I feel a lot of comments on here are very judgemental. please do get support to get out of that relationship with him, and please get off weed. if you are scared or worried please call the police or there are helplines to stop sexual exploitation, abuse etc and a gang activity.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Her own life choices made her perform a sexual act on her drug dealer because this was the only way to get what she wanted. It definitely was neither rape nor any other form of sexual exploitation. Just an exchange of sex for drugs. OP might deserve more if she is going to make a few changes in her life.

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interesting33 36

it was the use of the word 'made' that meant I thought that. we all are assuming a lot about OP's relationship with her dealer and what happened because FML is not long enough to give enough detail. If it wasn't the case that OP was forced, then they can ignore what I said. But if it was, in my country that is rape.

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RichardPencil 30

For that, I hope you get a substantial discount on your weed purchase, at least 10, maybe 15% off! You gotta know how to drive a hard bargain!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Yeah, I can't say YDI it enough. You're doing drugs, banging your drug dealer (and apparently only to get pot from the sounds of it), and going down on him because he "made" you. How exactly did he make you? Did he threaten to not sell you drugs anymore? Did he threaten to rat you out for doing drugs (in which case you could rat him out for selling them)? Just...wow, use your head for something besides an ear-spacer.

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raven_of_azarath 34

There are many ways to make someone do something they don't want to do, and the threat of blackmail is just one of them.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Ironic how his penis is the cleanest body part on him now.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

This reminds me of "Coming to America" with Eddie Murphy when the girl in the bath says "The royal penis is clean, your highness."

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nathann23 0

nobody makes you do anything love

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marysue354 10

Well, aren't your standards high...

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alvarny 17

if you're lucky, he showered yesterday.

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engineerosaurus 26

There are so many things wrong with this scenario.

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