Stoner Logic

By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 00:30

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Today, I've been sleeping with my drug dealer from high school who I still buy pot from for the past week. He made me go down on him a few days ago and he smelled funny but I didn't say anything. Today, he told me he only showers 2-3 times a month and he thinks he's a genius for it. FML
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Lwint76 10

I wanna know how some one makes you go down on them... you sucked stank balls because you wanted to not because he made you!

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sunshine1421 14

might be time to evaluate your habit or at least maybe consider a new drug of choice... or another idea get a better job so you can afford your habit and not have to blow your dirty ass drug dealer as payment

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superboredd 21

This FML was a rollercoaster from start to finish

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JudgeComrade 17

A genius for a genius.

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CelesteGomes 25

I've been watching Breaking Bad lately, and this FML just reminded me of Jesse Pinkman XD

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born_hustla 26

No offense but TF is wrong with you? Lol

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macguy4321 14

You could move to a state where recreational pot is legal. Then you wouldn't have to suck stank balls

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

People saying don't judge their life choices need to release what site they are on. This site is made for judging what other people post on here!

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