Strange things are afoot…

By proudestmonkey - 24/03/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML
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latuka 0

if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard! lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

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SadfaceFML 0

maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

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kirstyn 0

ok stealing someone car is a bit out of order but stealing one of each socks is pretty funny

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Thrashersk 0

Everyone giving #2 a hard time needs to do some fact checking. Octopuses have 6 legs and 2 arms.

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epicfailLOL123 0

the shoe thing made me LAUGHHHH the FIRST time i read it. lmfao.

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Superman8_fml 0

I want to be friends with the person who did this to you! LOL #31 EPIC FAIL

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jennaleighhh 0

now you can just have an awesome conversation to someone who questions. "You wear mismatching socks? Yeah? Well, I wear mismatching shoes! BAYUM!"

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kanar143 0

Sounds Like This Person Who Stole Your Car Has A Shoe Fetish!!

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megmeg_fml 0

is it creepy that the same thing happened to me? My car was broken into and they stole one of each of my 4 pairs of shoes AND went through my photo's and took out only the pictures of me....

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DrArcher 0

To all of you who were asking how there could be such a thing as a 'sex smell': you'll understand when you're older.

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lologirl419 0

Whoa... your car smells like sex? And why did you have SIX pairs of shoes in your car, and what sick **** would take one shoe from each pair, anyway? Ugh, this world is going to hell. And # 89, who knows? Maybe it was the same person... >.> .

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