Stranger danger!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
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ddeathbombb 5

Tell her "well it's my child now"

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carapherneliaa 7

Maybe some better supervision on your part would be helpful.

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anabelgraceaxton_fml 15

Next time, just be honest, it'll save embarrassment.

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fuzz97 23

You are a terrible parent and you should be ashamed

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katt_is_here 24

Hmmm...I wonder where your kid learned it? Hmmmmmmmmmm..... Be a real mom and take responsibility for your kid. I wonder how your kid would feel if he/she found out you were so embarrassed by them that you denied you were their mom. BE A PARENT! Kids are not a fashion accessory.

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cognauticcreix 9

You tried to shrug ownership of your child in order to save face in front of someone you don't even know? Are you serious?

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cheezepoof2002 4

Your child is a dominant leader type. Be proud. People who are scared to fight for what they want but feel they deserve respect use the term bully to make their life easier.

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halluciNAYtion 6

I hate fmls like this. I will not pity someone who will deny their child. OP, you're scum.

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DumbingOfAmerica 9

Just own up to it. Why would you deny your own child!

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Ariana386 3

Ha! I can't say I haven't tried to deny my kid! Once in a grocery store my child shouted out to the slow-moving cashier to "hurry up before I get any older". It's funny NOW, but I was mortified at the time. lol

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