Awkward, Bullying and Kids: Stranger danger!

Stranger danger!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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Sunday 23 December 2012 19:03

Tell her "well it's my child now"

bwzwally8 15

Sunday 23 December 2012 19:03

Be a real woman and face the problem.

Comments

notepie 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:04

Wow only you would be dumb enough to not get up and leave!!!

dcats 13

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:08

That's too funny

panda_lou 11

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:18

Man up and address your child's behavior. Parents who are in denial or choose to avoid addressing problems are the reason kids "go off the deep end."

Eorlas 31

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:24

You should have identified yourself as the parent of the offending child and addressed the problem.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:56

I just had my first child on the 19th and my hubby and I are thrilled.. He called every bragging after seeing me into recovery lol. Couldn't imagine anyone doing this to their kid... YDI